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The Ultimate Pussy Eating Guide For Amateurs

ByGordon Rivera

Dec 1, 2021

You’ve seen the ‘cool guys’ do it. They send one or two gifs and the next thing you know – they’re banging the hottest girl in the neighbourhood. You can’t help but envy them. You find their success with women quite strange because you’re just as popular as them. You’re also better looking. You’re now convinced that it must be something magical – a secret kind of charm. Truth is, there isn’t any magic. Alright, you need to be charming to get laid. But like you’re about to find out, flirting by sending a pussy eating gif or a sexy emoticon needs tact. You must know the ‘when’s and the ‘hows’. Anything other than a tact that your prospect will find sexy can easily mean you risk coming out as a pervert. Read on to learn more.

The Naughty Factor

Whatever you do, be a little bit naughty. This doesn’t mean you have to be arrogant. On the contrary, be naughty and the same time respectful. She may for instance, ask you to text you later because she’s either in class, at work or studying. Be cool about it. Then when she’s all set and the mood, start off your flirting with a simple ‘Hey beautiful’. Pet names are very important here just as emoticons are. Be sure to spice up your texts with wink emoticons too. The whole goals here is to come out as unafraid. You also need to come out as a man who knows what he wants. More often than not, this means hitting the nail right on its head.

Give Hints

Once you’ve established rapport, move on to the next step. Give her hints of what she can look forward to. Paint a picture in her mind of an awesome moment. Then by all means, know how to answer her questions. She may put you to the test by asking how many girls have allowed you to eat their pussy. Refrain from making references of how many pussies you’ve eaten. Just give her your word that she’ll have a good time. Be dodgy with questions that can land you in trouble and make her change her mind. Be sure too to send at least one pussy eating gif in the morning and another at night as you chat her up to bed.